You know you’re a new parent when…

… you find yourself whistling the tune of “Pop goes the weasel” around the house rather than “Beautiful girls”

… you know more about each character in Teletubbies than in Ugly Betty

… you start looking around for Buy One Get One Free offers on batteries

… you find it hard to speak in full sentences

… you can be in a million places at once

… your idea of a sleep in is waking up at 8am

… you get eyes in the back of your head

… and last but most importantly, you discover your parents were right!